The backpacker’s porn loophole.

9 Feb

As Ruxin found the Sports Bra Bounce Test porn loophole on the League (he’s not allowed porn in the house by his wife, but thinks this an appropriate cheat), I have found the backpacker’s porn loophole. 

Have you met Cindy?

Holy guacamole. I’m a lady and I couldn’t tell ya now how to shower in the woods. Yeah, I got distracted.  The funniest part to me is this lady actually knows the outdoors. She might just be the real Backwoods Barbie. She and her husband Mike spend a lot of time outside and have a series of Hiking/Backpacking Tips videos (and lots of other crazy series) on their YouTube channel. I gotta say, How to Stay Clean is still the most, ahem, “informative”.

If your hiking partner suddenly subscribes to SoulSurvivorX2, just know they may be “learning” more than you think. But who can complain…sudden acquisition of outdoor skills helps us all on that dusty trail, whoever the teacher.

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3 Responses to “The backpacker’s porn loophole.”

  1. bluebinbarbie February 13, 2013 at 3:34 pm #

    Good point!

  2. ShruTroup February 13, 2013 at 3:29 pm #

    hahaha. Funny. She didn’t look like she had been hiking..her hair were perfectly straight!

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  1. Do these Merrells make me look fat? | will hike for food - May 14, 2013

    […] Bring on the high socks, cargo shorts, helga braids and orange boot laces! But if you find a backwoods sports bra that makes me look and feel…lifted… Let me know. There I would welcome some improvement. Perhaps I should ask Cindy. […]

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